March 02, 2003
Mmm, Liquid

Three beverage-related comments heard in Bloomington this weekend:

1. "Can you get me a glass of milk? I don't want to go into the stink-o-mania."
2. "You can get Jack Daniels-flavored toothpaste...."
3. "I want my goddamn root beer."

Photo of the weekend:

"It has come to our attention this machine is being abused. For your own safety please do not shake this machine."

Sign on vending machine in Indiana Memorial Union pool table room

Posted at March 02, 2003 05:54 PM

Oh dear. Poor vending machine. Do you suppose it will bite, if shaken one more time? Or, will it sue for shake-trauma?

Posted by: Felicity on March 3, 2003 12:48 AM

Next on Fox: When Vending Machines Attack!

(Vending machine): Arrrrr.

Posted by: Anne on March 3, 2003 09:03 PM

Wow, once I got a little packet of cookies and a little packet of m&ms from that machine, mixed them together, shook, and ate. That was a profound moment in my life. What could be wrong with shaking every snack in the machine in an orgiastic frenzy of combinatorial deliciousness? What's not to like?

Posted by: poupou on March 7, 2003 12:23 AM
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